The Magnificent Seven: A Manly Movie for Manly Men?

Is that title strictly accurate? I think it might be, but why is that the case? What are the ingredients to a ‘manly’ movie? The Magnificent Seven may hold some answers. It’s a modern Western movie with an impressive cast, and all the Westerny tropes you can shake a stick at. I’ll admit that I haven’t seen the original film it’s based on, or the TV series from the 1990s, or the much-older Kurosawa samurai film they’re all remakes of — I’m only going to be talking about the 2016 film. But I’m sure that the vibe is the same: a group of very different men join forces to repel a great evil. And what a great evil it is. I think that’s the first factor to consider.

Read more »

When Death is Cheap

Most horror franchises have death quotas, at least in the slasher genre; some people get killed, and that’s just the convention. The Jurassic Park series isn’t a slasher franchise, but it seems to operate by similar principles. It’s a science fiction action series about dinosaurs (of course), the hubris of humanity, corporate greed, and (sometimes) family, but people always die. So if your movie must have some human deaths in it, how do you pick who dies? The obvious answer is that it always depends, and it depends on what the movie is about. Every movie has its themes, and depending on the themes and the characters that might represent different sides of those themes, you’d probably make your choices accordingly.

Read more »

I Hate Among Us

For the few who don’t know, Among Us is a social deduction game that was released in 2018, gaining popularity first on the popular streaming platform Twitch in 2020 during the COVID pandemic, and then later on the phones and computers of approximately everyone in the world. Its ‘social deduction’ basically goes like this: all players play Crewmates aboard a spaceship with the objective of doing tasks and repairs, but there’s always at least one Impostor among them (hence the name) who just wants to kill all the regular Crewmates. The Impostor(s) must carry out their grim work without being discovered by the others, because everyone has the power to call a vote in order to expel someone out of the spaceship. Thus, the Impostor(s) must pretend to be Crewmates, and therein lies the ‘social deduction’: the Crewmates must figure out who the Impostor(s) is/are before it’s too late.

Read more »

The Words Left Unsaid

Holdfast: Nations at War is a multiplayer shooting game in which you play soldiers during either the Napoleonic Era or the First World War. You play soldiers of different roles, from frontline infantryman to combat medic to cavalryman to bagpiper (because that was indeed an important role during the Napoleonic Era, yes). Holdfast is most famous for its voice-chat features, with which players roleplay soldiers of the era. You may not find this in every round you play, but there are indeed player captains who strategise, order troops into lines, and tell them when and where to fire full volleys of gunshot — and the timing is important, because it takes what feels like 7 hours to reload every shot of your old-timey musket. And there are those who are bagpipers or fifers, standing by the firing line, tootling away to give their friends boosts, shouting about how great their side is in order to boost real-life morale.  

Read more »

Ballerina: Writing Priorities and Consequences

Ballerina is a 2025 action movie set in the John Wick universe, following the story of a new assassin/bodyguard called Eve Macarro. It’s set either: 1. during the events of John Wick 3: Parabellum and John Wick 4, or 2. during the third movie itself (sources online are unclear, and even having watched Ballerina, I’m still not sure either). Regardless, Ballerina contains all the things that you’d expect from a John Wick movie — innovative (and bloody) action sequences, captivating set design, and various themes of revenge, loyalty, fate, choice, and consequences. As a standalone story, it has an opportunity to be like the first John Wick film, which tied up nicely, at least in theme. Unfortunately, it’s a little messy. Spoilers ahead.

Read more »

Warm Bodies: The Height of Difficult Romance Writing

Warm Bodies is a horrible name for a movie that isn’t some form of smut (and is quite horrible even if it were some form of smut). It’s also a 2013 zombie movie that’s supposed to be an adaptation of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, except Romeo is a zombie and Juliet isn’t, and Romeo eats Paris’ brains. Are you on board yet? I sure was — I’ve been on board with this premise for years, but I’m only getting to it now. The main reason I was interested is that it is a romance story between a zombie and a human, and I wondered if such a story could be pulled off at all. Vampires are usually the fictional beings where passion persists in death; the zombie, instead, represents death in its relentlessness. Warm Bodies presents a monumental challenge for a romance writer, implications of necrophilia and necrophagy and cannibalism aside. So let’s start at the beginning.

Read more »

What’s in a Name?

If I’m honest, I don’t know where “what’s in a name” comes from. It’s either some American ‘50s sitcom or Shakespeare, I’m sure. I could look it up, but I figured it’d be funnier if I just floundered around and speculated; whether that pays off or not, I’ll leave to you. Anyway, this week’s post is about writing fiction — how do you name a character? I’d suggest that there are two stages to this process, though they both can get fairly involved and tricky. And neither is as clearly defined as I’d like.

Read more »

Miller’s Girl: Complicated, Unpleasant, and Difficult to Sell

Miller’s Girl is many things. It’s a movie that I learnt about through a YouTube ad, and which came out in cinemas in early 2024. It stars Jenna Ortega, a.k.a. Wednesday from Wednesday, and Martin Freeman, a.k.a. Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit. They play an eighteen-year-old high-school senior improbably named Cairo Sweet, and a middle-aged creative writing teacher named Jonathan Miller. Just to be clear, Freeman plays the teacher and Ortega plays the student.

Read more »

Cats: The Musical (No, Not the 2019 One)

Look — no matter how you look at it, it’s hard to explain the musical Cats, even without addressing the 2019 movie version. Enough has been written about that version already, and I don’t feel that I should bash it without having seen it, even if it is bad. The version I want to talk about instead is the 1998 movie, which I have seen. Certainly, this is the first time where I think I should summarise the topic of the week in its entirety before attempting to say anything about it. I’ll have to give it a shot, so just bear with me. You’re going to have to suspend your disbelief quite a bit.

Read more »

When Lore Isn’t Important (But It Is, Really), and Vice Versa

I’m comparing Rainbow Six: Siege and Fragpunk lore today, because I recently got into Siege X, since it’s free. This may seem to be an unfair comparison. Siege X has existed for a decade under the regular Siege name, and boasts a rich cast of characters as well as the original Tom Clancy books as source material. Meanwhile, Fragpunk is a brand-new game with brand-new lore. As such, I’m only going to be comparing the presentation of lore, so that both sides get an even shake — except both choose the least interesting way to present lore in a video game, that being large chunks of text.

Read more »

The Apothecary Diaries: Drama-Writing and Painted Faces

The Apothecary Diaries is a manga series that is adapted from a light novel series, and which now has an anime adaptation of its own (which has just gotten its second season). There are three manga adaptations: the main one, a reinterpretation known as “Maomao’s Notes,” and another spinoff manga featuring a side character’s perspective. I hadn’t heard of any of these until a few days ago (as of writing), but decided to check the main manga out upon a friend’s recommendation. It was described to me like this: it’s the story of a young girl named Maomao who’s forced into a food-testing job in the inner courts of an ancient-China-adjacent fictional nation, who applies her expertise in medicine, herbs, and poisons to surviving court life. Also, there’s a prominent romance subplot with a beautiful eunuch.

Read more »

Super Crazy Rhythm Castle!

Yes, that’s the title of the game. Already you can sense the vibe this game is trying to run with: it’s weird! It’s charming! It’s quirky! And it’s fun! It doesn’t want to take itself too seriously, ‘cos it’s chill like that! But what is it? I think it’s best described as “mostly-multiplayer Guitar Hero but with minigames, puzzles, and gimmicks.” I don’t like the word ‘gimmicks’ there, but I think it’s appropriate.

Read more »

 

Hi, I'm Flore. The Mad Redwood is a writing blog, plain and simple. I analyse media of all kinds, and by no means are these professional reviews, or even reviews at all. These are just thoughts. Yellings into the void. It's all for fun; come along for the ride if you like. 

Quite often I focus on writing techniques. Sometimes it's just a media review. Check in each week to see what's new. 

All stock images from Freepik. Occasional other public domain pictures used. 

PS: The social media links don't work. I'll get to it one day. 

PPS: Not in any way affiliated or associated with Redwood Writers or Redwood Writing. I imagine they're more sane Redwoods than this one.